Walking down a street, need to make a turn and you slow down but there’s like a dozen others behind you trying to squeeze past because they don’t know what the fuck you’re doing?
No worries, just turn on your left butt cheek blinker ahead of time and make that turn without causing an accident!
Like, seriously, this is a good idea. Seekers can have them on their wingtips or something, but everyone should have a set of butt blinkers so they can signal turning.
How's it hummin'? 