How's it hummin'?

optronixes:

he tries to be all conspiratorial

because he’s been fighting decepticons for ages, right? surely he can manage this

so he looks at ultra magnus

and then he glances back at agent fowler – just in case

and then

and then

he side-eyes ultra magnus

he side-eyes ultra magnus

because yes that is how you conspire he’s seen it done before he knows

and then he leans down to talk to him

he leans down. like this is going to somehow make him less noticeable

and he has to lean down, too. he has to lean down because he’s so big. he’s big and red and blue and not inconspicuous at all

but he tries

he leans down

and he tells ultra magnus

talking out of the side of his mouth

talking out of the side of his mouth like that is somehow going to help baby you are the most giant alien robot in a race of giant alien robots you do not do conspiratorial

talking out of the side of his mouth

he tells ultra magnus

he tells him

that he just nods

and mobilizes

he just nods and mobilizes

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