you a intellectual: energon is the life giving blood of primus
me: Primus Juice™
Who else loves these?!
actual canon ending to exodus
Megatron: ok listen up we’re packing and leaving Cybertron
Decepticons: what?! but… but we just conquered it!
Megatron: yeah but Optimus isn’t on it anymore
Decepticons: [exasperated sigh]
I love you Starscream, but it hurts me when you do this.
Grumbly Starscream and smug Megatron make my day.
Predacons
Wrecker Rule #263:
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, STICK YOUR FINE WRECKER ASS OUT TO DISTRACT THE ENEMY
I bet if optimus could text he would type with proper grammar and correct capitalization and punctuation like, the whole shebang and raf showed him how to use smileys so its like every time anyone gets a ext from OP its a paragraph long formal text but then at the end of every text there’s either a :] or a :[
How's it hummin'? 