my reviews of all the transformers bumblebees

somb2a:

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transformers gen 1 bumblebee – between his speedo and his formless feet, this is a very clunky boy. small arms, not good for much anything, but his geometric face portrays a determined bot. 5/10

transformers animated bumblebee – he’s very fucking yellow. god he’s so yellow. you can tell almost immediately he’s kind of a jerk. he means no business at all. you see mischief in that smile. 7/10

rescue bots bumblebee – now this is a bumblebee. he’s a hero to all, with his friendly rounded edges and his bright eyes, this is the model autobot. 10/10

transformers prime bumblebee – definitely bigger than the other bees in both the actual shows and in image size. holy fuck. sharper than the last bee but still retains friendliness. his door wings steal first place, making him resemble an actual bee. 10/10

transformers RID bumblebee – well uh. yeah that’s a cybertronian alright. and he’s yellow so i guess it could lead one to assume he’s bumblebee. i don’t trust something about him. he knows he’s the main character and it changed him. it twisted something inside him. i don’t recognize whoever he used to be. 1/10

transformers the movie bumblebee – oh jesus fucking christ 0/10

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gottalovesteak:

hookandcook:

I literally cannot believe Starscream glomped Megatron after being reunited, “IT’S ME, STARSCREAM, WE’RE BACK, WE’RE BACK!!” Then helped him up and asked “Aren’t you glad to see us?!” Like……..

This was literally the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. I /had/ to gif it.


Like lemme just point out all the gayness:
-The fact that Starscream fearlessly sprints at Megatron, even though Megatron is shooting in his direction at the Autobots behind him. (Which is very unlike Starscream in a normal situation – he would usually try to avoid Megatron’s aim or get his attention from a distance. But in this case, Starscream has been away from the Present Time, low on energy, pressured by responsibilities, and away from Megatron for a while. It’s very safe to assume he missed Megatron.. a lot.)
-Full body glomp into Megatron’s arms.
-The firm, ((but affectionate)) touch on Starscream’s arm when they’re on the ground, since Megatron is upset at missing the shot.
-Starscream helps him up!! And keeps clinging to his arm after Megatron stands up.

G1 megastar has been intensely coded through the entire series like look at this:

starscream smiling at megatron and seeking his approval many times

the thing you made a gif of but here’s a clear still of it

at one point megatron gently holds SS and helps him up while praising him (probably being sarcastic but why the fucc u helpin him)

dont even get me started on starscream getting intensely jealous when Nightbird came around despite supposedly hating Megatron and never wanting his attention™ (even snarking and going “SHES NOT SO HOT!”)

the fact that 99% of the time, starscream is the one to shoot megatron in gun mode… which is arguably megatron’s most vulnerable state

laughing together

that one scene where megatron actively caresses starscream’s arm…

there was also a scene where megatron places his hand on ss’s shoulder when ss is sitting at the command console but i cant find it