Megatron: ok listen up we’re packing and leaving Cybertron
Decepticons: what?! but… but we just conquered it!
Megatron: yeah but Optimus isn’t on it anymore
Decepticons: [exasperated sigh]
I bet if optimus could text he would type with proper grammar and correct capitalization and punctuation like, the whole shebang and raf showed him how to use smileys so its like every time anyone gets a ext from OP its a paragraph long formal text but then at the end of every text there’s either a :] or a :[