a transformers prime au where everything is the same except soundwave ends up stuck in the friendzone instead of the shadowzone
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REMEMBER WHEN OPTIMUS PRIME LAUNCHED MEGATRON OFF A CLIFF USING HIS TRUCK MODE AND THEN LEAPED OFF SAID CLIFF, TRANSFORMED MIDAIR, AND LANDED FEET FIRST ON MEGATRON AND THEN PROCEEDED TO DO A BURNOUT WITH HIS TIRES RIGHT ON MEGATRON’S GODDAMN FACE
GOD I MISS WATCHING TFP
transformers prime au where everything is the same except megatron is replaced by a roomba with a single knife taped to it and nobody questions this
things Orion does in the books pre-war:
– goes on multiple starlit walks to think about megatron
– goes to a bar to hang out with Jazz (his best bro) multiple times and cannot shut up about megatron at all
– risks his job to illegally contact Megatron, spends nearly a whole shift thinking about what to say, then once he sends it he spends the rest of the shift F5’ing the page to see if he got a response
– says Megatron brought his Spark to its full brightness
– says Megatron gave voice to a “longing previously unknown”
– Ignores several messages and warnings from Alpha Trion (his dad) and Jazz (best bro) to hang with Megatron
– daydreams about leading a revolution alongside Megatron– goes on a big field trip by himself just to visit Megatron in person
– “Orion what are you gonna do if this becomes a violent war” “I’ll be there to counterbalance anything Megatron does, then. Together”
Like
help this poor lil gay boy
somebody: -sneezes-
starscream, crawling out of an air duct: dID U KNOW THAT I P E R S O N A L L Y ofFLin E D THE autOB OT CliF F JU M P eR
A busy day for assassins.
Megatron, after surviving/trolling five Starscreams, an Insecticon army, and a crashing ship. (via lightbringer34)
remember when agent fowler was pretending to be a vehicon officer and accidentally asked breakdown “how are you”
and then Breakdown was really nice to him and it broke everyone’s heart how secretly precious he was? Yes I remember.
I love this part.
THEY’RE MY BABIES I screech about giant, millennia old. warrior, alien robots.
From the ‘Covenant of Primus’ book; Solus’ main entry (note transcribed with some errors here) and image.
I find it interesting that even though they try so very hard to stress that it’s just a processing difference you guys, it doesn’t really mean gender there are no genders they still made Solus so very distinctly female, and feminine, in appearance in so many ways…while none of the others are at all. Especially the more ‘form fluid’ individuals, who you would think would have room for that without making anyone uncomfortable, are all big and burly and either emphatically masculine in design or emphatically alien-beyond-identification (cough Amalgamous and his ‘explosion of parts’ portrait cough). I mean goddamn.
Similarly, I’m not thrilled that her story in The Covenant terminates in such a typically ‘token female, token romance’ kind of way.
What I ALSO find interesting though–and in a much more positive way–is the way she isn’t just ‘a’ creator or a part of the creation process but she is THE CREATOR, and she and her tools make for the totality of that process, both ‘masculine’ and ‘feminine’. Seed and womb and all the other gendered imagery that tends to make its way into creation entities is neatly tied off in her little blurb up there and it pleases me. And let no one ever forget that Solus was the one who took point charging into battle against Unicron. Because yeah, we revisited that.
She builds shit! She breaks shit! She does not take shit. Her MYTHOLOGY, her place in the mythology, is so much better than the ‘after the legend’ bits she got it’s kind of staggering.
On which note, though,
I think we’re allowed to declare The Wreckers a Girl’s Club now.
It’s funny because if Airachnid was a male she would’ve been the most popular villian in the show,
and if starscream was a woman he probably wouldn’t have had so many apologists and would’ve been considered a bitch and whiny by everyone
Wonder whyyyy
How's it hummin'? 