official lore: Cybertronians are born from the Well of AllSparks.
me, explaining it to someone: So basically the robot aliens come from their planet’s vagina.
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I had no idea the Transformers universe had such a wide variety of metal furries.
Optimus finally tells a joke
Optimus Prime: Knock knock,
Jack Darby: Who’s there?
Optimus Prime: Optimus.
Jack Darby: Optimus who?
Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime.
Jack Darby:
Optimus Prime:
Jack Darby:
Optimus Prime:
Jack Darby: That’s… that’s true, Optimus.
Optimus Prime: Thank you, Jack.
I’m not a Decepticon apologist, they just have the prettier logo.
you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them
Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
my mood today is literally this
RiD2015 Optimus Prime looks like he should be hugged. Not saying he looks sad, quite the contrary; he’s an adorable, building-sized plushie and I want to give him a friendly squeeze.
Soundwave giving people bunny ears with his tentacles when they’re not looking
Airachnid getting her longer legs tangled up
Smokescreen running into walls because he forgets to turn the Phase shifter on
Taller Autobots tripping over Arcee
Starscream hitting people with his wings
Bloopers
Megatron hitting corridors with his shoulder-guards.
Soundwave not able to whip his data cables back fast enough. They get tangled.
Starscream’s voice breaks, and he has to start over.
Someone has a candid shot of Megatron and Optimus sharing news over their morning coffee.
Bee accidentially trips, Smokescreen laughs and we hear a “BEEP you”
Megatron forgetting LINES.
Optimus breaking character, and cracking up. “How does ANYONE take this seriously.”
Knock Out walking behind people and mimicking them.
Soundwave is caught trying to sneak candy underneath the faceplate.
Ratchet flubs his lines, and winds up cursing a blue streak.
Ratchet walks by, and Arcee slaps HIS aft.
Starscream is half asleep “Someone carry me to the set.”
BLOOPERS.
Soundwave’s tentacle smacks him right in the face is he coils it back.
In a serious scene, Ultra Magnus does a nice parody of the River Dance in the background.
Breakdown or Wheeljack doing the ‘That’s not something the props can fix. That’s gonna be a little harder to fixI’MOUT’.
Ratchet accidentally breaks a thing and Bulkhead shouts somewhere behind the camera ‘I NEEDED THAT’.
BLOOOOOPEEEERSSS~
sometimes breakdown loses sight of other bots and he has no idea where they go
99.9% of the time theyre underneath his massive boobs
Ratchet saying something along the lines of “[Humans] have no protective shell. If they get underfoot, they will go squish.” sort of implies that minicons sometimes get stepped on.
How's it hummin'? 