“Lumberjack ballerina” is probably the best description for TFP Optimus Prime.
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transformers fandom:
transformers fandom:
transformers fandom: ok look listen
Megatron: I care for all of my soldiers equally.
Megatron: Soundwave, Shockwave, and *looks at smudged handwriting on arm plates* Ice cream.
me, opening plastic packaging with my sharpened fingernails: yOU DO KNOW THAT I AM PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR SKEWERING THE AUTOBOT CLIFFJUMPER
the autobots: our symbol is meaningful, holy. the face of primus himself.
the decepticons: we like soundwave let’s use his face instead
Do you reckon a transformer has just fucking stood on a hill or something in a thunder storm, enjoying the rain, when all a sudden they just get fucking struck by lightening.
I laughed so hard at this
deadass bet you optimus was having a Dramatic Moment In The Rain and then got struck by lightning and had a very visceral moment of “why the FUCK am i still on this planet”
Starscream in TF: Exodus when he first meets Megatron in person:
- “You cannot threaten me, Megatron,” Starscream said.
and a few moments later:
- Megatron faced up to Starscream. They locked optics, neither backing down, but Starscream knew this was pure bravado on Megatron’s part. Still, he played along with the necessary charade.
Starscream in TFP = Mr Flinchy the Flinching Robot
Breakdown: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Knock Out: Hey, Starscream, how tall are you?
OK so I’m imagining Optimus fixing himself with the Forge
*WHACK*
OP: Ow
*WHACK*
OP: Ow
*WHACK*
OP: Ow
*WHACK*
OP: Ow
Smoke: You need help with that?
OP: No I got it
*WHACK*
OP: Ow
*WHACK*
OP: Ow
Smoke: …..
How's it hummin'? 