Bulkhead, Breakdown and Bumblebee have 4 blunt fingers Ratchet, Wheeljack and Optimus all have 5 blunt fingers All of Wheeljacks fingers seem to be missing a joint, safe for his thumbs Arcee, Airachnid, Knockout and Starscream have 5 slim pointed fingers Airachnid and Starscream both have very long digits, while Knockouts is each missing one joint.
Skyquake/Dreadwing and Megatron have 5 pointed fingers, and Megatron is also missing one joint on each finger.
Soundwave has very unique hands. He has 4 long thin fingers, with the tip of his wing sometime acting as a 5th finger for support. They are all missing a joint, and he seems to be able to move them sideways. He doesn’t have a palm or a wrist.
The vehicons/eradicons have only 3 fingers, all three of them missing one joint as well.
* Most autobots have blunt fingers while most decepticons have pointed fingers. Breakdown and Arcee seem to be the only ones so far to be an exception to that rule, and Arcee tends to be more ruthless than most autobots, while Breakdown was, well … Breakdown.
* Bulkhead, Breakdown and Bumblebee are all fighters, while Ratchet is a medic, Optimus used to be an archivist and Wheeljack is a scientist in most of his incarnations. The first group has 4, while the second group has 5 fingers, and I wonder if that is somehow related to their professions.
* Now, allow me a moment to giggle at the fact that Starscream and Knockout share their hand type with femmes.
Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
Wheeljack: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a ” JOB ”
Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the “Kick My Ass” challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
Fowler: i enjoy a bit of “Humour” every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I’m from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That’s Weird
This appears to be the most accurate scale guide I’ve ever found.
The top image of Starscream standing next to MECH agents is the basis for these measurements. Assuming that Silas is 180cm (about 6ft) it extrapolates that Starscream is between 720cm (about 24ft) and 760cm (about 25ft.) For the sake of simplicity they seem to have gone with 750cm.
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