because he’s been fighting decepticons for ages, right? surely he can manage this
so he looks at ultra magnus
and then he glances back at agent fowler – just in case
and then
and then
he side-eyes ultra magnus
he side-eyes ultra magnus
because yes that is how you conspire he’s seen it done before he knows
and then he leans down to talk to him
he leans down. like this is going to somehow make him less noticeable
and he has to lean down, too. he has to lean down because he’s so big. he’s big and red and blue and not inconspicuous at all
but he tries
he leans down
and he tells ultra magnus
talking out of the side of his mouth
talking out of the side of his mouth like that is somehow going to help baby you are the most giant alien robot in a race of giant alien robots you do not do conspiratorial