messatine:

“gee, that’s a nice set of legs―”
“don’t sAY IT―”
“―what time do they open?”
“damN IT, TAILGATE”

it’s my dear girlfriend iacon-lamppost’s birthday!!!!!! to celebrate you and your impeccable taste, i have here for you the Bad Porn Line Tailgate and Blushing Bara Cyclonus you never asked for. im so sorry. have a good one, buddy （．＿．）